Qualified Candidates Only
Good Morning, I have a “job opening”. I am looking to hire the most qualified candidate I can find.
Job Description
Position Title: Stay At Home Professional
Office: Your Living Room
Temporary/Permanent: At the discretion of the candidate
Essential Duties and Responsibilities: Stay home, and don’t work. Coach potatoes are welcome to apply. Must be proficient with a remote control and a lap top computer. Must be willing to answer all incoming calls from telemarketers and soliciters. Unwillingness to work for someone. Strong desire to be self-employed.Must be independently minded. Self-starters welcome.
Qualifications: Strong Computer Skills, Willingness to surf the internet, and/or television cable channels.
Education: 4-year degree required, Master’s degree preferred.
Job Close Date: Open until filled
Submit all resumes by leaving a comment with a link to your resume! Interviews will be scheduled within the next week.
If you have read my post this far, keep reading I really do have a point to this somewhat unconventional post for Interview Chatter. I am not a comedian, and if you found humor, thanks for laughing. That is how I feel when I read some of the job descriptions I see online. There are countless job descriptions for various jobs. But many of the job descriptions DO NOT give an adequate description of the actual position you are applying for.
How do you know you qualify for a job if the job description is unclear? If you apply to a job description similar to the one I just wrote, make sure you ask lots of fact finding questions to ensure you have a good understanding of the job. Don’t say yes to a position if you are unclear. And if the organization can’t explain the job, RUN!
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3 opinions for Qualified Candidates Only
Bottom’s Up
Dec 30, 2007 at 7:03 pm
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uk employment law solicitors
Jan 5, 2008 at 1:43 am
I really like that where should i update my CV? you havnt told this
Darlene McDaniel
Jan 5, 2008 at 1:49 am
Hey there! Welcome to Interview Chatter. I apologize for not including that information in the post. Really, there is no need to submit your CV. Just proceed to your living room and turn on the television. You will be at work in no time.
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